The new theory making the rounds is that I might have RSV. Since it's been an eon since I was a baby and I have very little real experience with them, I couldn't say whether it is or isn't. I have been warned that I'll probably catch it and that I wouldn't like it. If that's what this is, then I can confirm that I haven't enjoyed it.
Now a personal favor: If one of my buddies could Tivo The Price is Right tomorrow, June 10, I'd be ever so grateful. I can not tell you why, so you must trust me. Nancy, you know I love you.
I've put a call in to my local nurse with a question about my elevated white blood cell counts and neutrophilia. I suspect I know the answer, but I just need confirmation.